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On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping (Gee, thats the only time I get to work on my hair.) (Not even in my dreams?)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase nessesary! Details inside (The Shoplifter Special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap (And that would be how?) (If theres regular soap, then is there disel? Or unleaded? wait a minute... never mind.)
On some Swan frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost (But its just a suggestion.)
(This next one is one
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I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, but it's in alphabetical order.... as it should be.
Yours sincerely,
*MisterIngo
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My website sir or madam: [link]
Myspace anyone? [link]
Jolly Korea anyone? [link]
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I was voted most likley to amount to nothing. Im a loser short and simple. Now go away, I'm very busy...
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My website sir or madam: [link]
Myspace anyone? [link]
Jolly Korea anyone? [link]
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Love Iceland, Icelandic, and anything having to do with that large volcanic island in the Northern Atlantic? Then join DA's Icelandic Club!
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